Archive for September, 2008

Bon Jovi Middle Finger

September 6th, 2008

Take it in, take it with you when you go.

Desert Assassin Middle Finger

September 6th, 2008

Back away. Very slowly.

Microphone Middle Finger

September 9th, 2008

Enjoy my poetry slam

Oh, it’s on AND it’s go-time

September 10th, 2008

On September 5th, 2008, went live. There was no Beta test, no stealth mode, no pussy-footin’ around. Boom, we went straight LIVE, just like that.

To make it official, we made up a nice business card over at MeeID featuring our pal, The Bandito.

Check out some recent guest submissions and our shout-out on Rags’s blog. Or just go out and BirdSmack someone that needs a good middle finger solution.

Poker Middle Finger

September 14th, 2008

Read ’em and weep.

Lego House Middle Finger

September 14th, 2008

Check out this listing.

Wishbone Middle Finger

September 14th, 2008

Feeling lucky?

Peace Sign Middle Finger

September 18th, 2008

Let’s just be friends.

Deadspin and the Masshole

September 18th, 2008

MassholeBig Daddy Drew over at Deadspin featured the Masshole in his column today. Hotness. It makes us want to eat lots of chowda. Drew’s got a new book called “Men With Balls”, with a capital With, that you should check out here.

In honor of this moment, we will begin immediate construction of a beer hat Birdsmack. Watch this space.

Update: BeerSmack now available!

For all y’all Deadspin fans checking out BirdSmack for the first time, you should know the following:

-In the beginning, it was about the Inspector

-In the middle, it was about the Bandito.

-Right now, you can subscribe to fresh delivery of, um, fresh Birdsmacks, right here.

Beer Hat Middle Finger

September 19th, 2008

Sip on this.