Microphone Middle Finger

September 9th, 2008 by GuestSmacker 1 comment »

Enjoy my poetry slam

Oh, it’s on AND it’s go-time

September 10th, 2008 by PierreSmack No comments »

On September 5th, 2008, BirdSmack.com went live. There was no Beta test, no stealth mode, no pussy-footin’ around. Boom, we went straight LIVE, just like that.

To make it official, we made up a nice business card over at MeeID featuring our pal, The Bandito.

Check out some recent guest submissions and our shout-out on Rags’s blog. Or just go out and BirdSmack someone that needs a good middle finger solution.

Poker Middle Finger

September 14th, 2008 by PierreSmack No comments »

Read ’em and weep.

Lego House Middle Finger

September 14th, 2008 by PierreSmack No comments »

Check out this listing.

Wishbone Middle Finger

September 14th, 2008 by PierreSmack No comments »

Feeling lucky?

Peace Sign Middle Finger

September 18th, 2008 by JonSmack No comments »

Let’s just be friends.

Deadspin and the Masshole

September 18th, 2008 by PierreSmack No comments »

MassholeBig Daddy Drew over at Deadspin featured the Masshole in his column today. Hotness. It makes us want to eat lots of chowda. Drew’s got a new book called “Men With Balls”, with a capital With, that you should check out here.

In honor of this moment, we will begin immediate construction of a beer hat Birdsmack. Watch this space.

Update: BeerSmack now available!

For all y’all Deadspin fans checking out BirdSmack for the first time, you should know the following:

-In the beginning, it was about the Inspector

-In the middle, it was about the Bandito.

-Right now, you can subscribe to fresh delivery of, um, fresh Birdsmacks, right here.

Beer Hat Middle Finger

September 19th, 2008 by PierreSmack 1 comment »

Sip on this.

Police Lineup Middle Finger

September 19th, 2008 by JonSmack 2 comments »

Have fun with your new cell mate. And don’t drop the soap in the shower.

Ninja Middle Finger

September 22nd, 2008 by JonSmack 2 comments »

Ninjas still exist! And they can still silently kick your ass.