Posts Tagged ‘BP’

New Product Launch: Seal De-Oiler!

July 15th, 2010

Today BirdSmack Industries is proud to announce the launch of our newest product, Seal De-Oiler™! Simply rub Seal De-Oiler on any oil-covered seal, and watch the oil just magically melt away!

This revolutionary compound enables cleanup workers to cleanse all the seals affected by the BP Oil spill. It’s just another way we’re putting middle finger technology to work for YOU, seals.

Clean Up Your Act

July 16th, 2010

Dear BP, Transocean, and Haliburton, Thanks for nothing. F U, Earth.