Posts Tagged ‘Environmental’

Tree Middle Finger

August 30th, 2008

If this tree falls in the forest…can you hear it?

BirdSmack Industries Reduces Water Usage

July 11th, 2010

Dear partners, stakeholders and customers of BirdSmack Industries, a division of BirdSmack Corporation:

It’s been a while since we updated you on the state of our business, but it’s just because we’ve been busy. Today we’re thrilled to announce that we’ve reduced water usage by 30% in our BirdSmack Smelting and Refining Division! It’s just one more way BirdSmack is working towards brighter, more efficient, streamlined, and planet-friendly middle finger solutions.

New Product Launch: Seal De-Oiler!

July 15th, 2010

Today BirdSmack Industries is proud to announce the launch of our newest product, Seal De-Oiler™! Simply rub Seal De-Oiler on any oil-covered seal, and watch the oil just magically melt away!

This revolutionary compound enables cleanup workers to cleanse all the seals affected by the BP Oil spill. It’s just another way we’re putting middle finger technology to work for YOU, seals.

Clean Up Your Act

July 16th, 2010

Dear BP, Transocean, and Haliburton, Thanks for nothing. F U, Earth.